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Greetings, adventurers! Are you sick of sky-high equipment?? Then wander on down to Goblin Tech, your one-stop shop for all your needs. We've got the meanest contraptions this side of the caves, and we're selling them at prices that won't drain your purse. Whether you need a gleaming new sword, a sturdy shield, or a reliable set of defenses, we've got you covered.
- Come on down
- and see what we have to offer!
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Goblin Market's Got the Future, Cheaply
Welcome, fleshbags, to tomorrow's emporium! That's right, you can have all the shiny gizmos and doohickeys your little goblin hearts desire, at prices that would make even a greedy dwarf weep with joy. We're talking about futuristic gadgets, all available for a a song. Don't be fooled by those fancy shops in the human realm, they charge your firstborn child for what we offer at a songbird price. So come on down to Goblin Market, where the future is now, but cheap.
- A cauldron brewing with possibilities
- Flying carpets that double as comfy beds
- A talking skull that dispenses wisdom
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